caseyvanburen:

cynicallymagical:

This can easily be the next-gen of video games.

press x to not die

fingerless glove meter, now that IS advanced

https://plus.google.com/hangouts/_/a8c868e8f1ab6e16fd0008ff30ab9d1c22e0a40c?authuser=0&hl=en-GB

you know it makes sense

The awkward moment when you’re being sarcastic on Twitter about Radio 4 being interesting, and then they favourite the tweet.

Just found this, a Giraffe going ARGH at a Peacock

I just woke up on the floor and my everything hurts

draish:

Francis <3

fishingboatproceeds:

A+++, would scroll again.

• I decide to go on another Wednesday trip to somewhere new
• I’m not sure where I ended up, it was either Sheffield or Lancaster
• I end up wandering past the uni, I go have a look inside
• Very big, lots of stairs surrounding a large elevator
• I go to the top floor and then jump down all the stairs
• Surprised I can just walk around without ID
• I DON’T EVEN GO HERE
• I walk past some area with seat and stuff
• I hear “OI, Toby Spiller”
• Worried why someone knows my name, I walk over
• “Yes, how do you know my name?”
• “Judging from the guitar on your back, I’m guessing you’re part of this band”
• He points to a sign saying what band is playing in the SU tonight
• It says “Toby Spiller’s Wand Erection”
• I know that this band doesn’t exist any more
• Certainly isn’t going to be able to play tonight
• SO I RUN AWAY
• These guys want musical entertainment, so they chase me
• I get out of the uni and it is raining
• I bump into a friend but can’t stop because I’m being chased
• I evade them by running over a motorway
• I phone up one of the other guys from the band to find out what’s happened
• His girlfriend thinking the band was still together had got us the gig
• And then forgot to tell us about it
• I keep walking and end up in a big shopping place
• Then I woke up.