I'm Toby and I like biscuits

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside


The Breakfast Club

The Breakfast Club


me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

iiiiit’s the most, wonderful time, of the yeeeeaaarrrr

iiiiit’s the most, wonderful time, of the yeeeeaaarrrr

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

the fact that they now sell a 96hr deoderant surely makes not showering for 4 days an acceptable thing to do

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh