my dad doesn’t use tumblr, but sometimes he does google the word “funny” and scrolls through all the images

The Black Death killed about 1/3 of the European population, and also killed 70% of the people who caught the disease. People thought that by burning the diseased bodies it would help stop the spread of the disease

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Track Name : little gray cat theme song

I don’t have a teenage girlfriend anymore and I also have a beard what is this I am old

awwww-cute:

Grumpy Bird

awwww-cute:

Grumpy Bird

(via tessaviolet)

(Source: jajaneenee)

banderboucher:

Bono you are being disingenuous

banderboucher:

Bono you are being disingenuous

I just shouted as loud as I could at my mum, and not like with words like I just made the loudest noise I could make with my mouth. It was really intense and upsetting at the time but now half an hour later I’m just laughing to myself at the noise I made.

fassthebender:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

do americans really a fucking loaf of meat

gr0sse:

drive was such a good movie

(via the-pietriarchy)

willzone:

laughterkey:

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

There’s so much to talk about here

watch til the end.  perfect video.

(via the-pietriarchy)

bustedbussy:

our first lady everyone 

(Source: eliaes, via fake-dildo)


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