reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
This is why I shouldn’t be let outside
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each
the fact that they now sell a 96hr deoderant surely makes not showering for 4 days an acceptable thing to do
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh